You’re not a beggar on the street, thank goodness for that. You’ve still got a regular job, but it hardly pays. It’s not a career position and you scrape just about enough to pay your rent on time at the end of each month. That’s important, you have to do it, what choice have you got, it helps to keep the roof over your head. But then there is this. The beggars on the street don’t seem to realize just how deep in the you know what you are. Or maybe they do, maybe they’ve been down that road before and this is why they’re there. You deep in the oh, never mind, you know and you’re so (unmentionable) scared of the collectors.
You’re having sleepless nights because you just don’t know when they’ll come around wrapping on the door. Just what the hell do you do? You’re not one of those who can hit the streets going around pleading with every Dick, Tom and Harry, and Sally too that ‘I need money‘. There’s too much pride at stake. It would be highly embarrassing, and what if someone you know saw you on the street begging for money. Don’t even bother the banks, let’s not even go there; been there and done that, cap in hand, no, no, and no again, door slammed right in your face, again and again. And how could you anyhow. After all, most of the time, it’s them that are chasing you to pay back the money, money that in actual fact never existed before.
What a shyty situation to be in. But psst sit a little closer, and listen up. There is a way out. You’re going to be able to ask for money and, here’s the thing, nobody’s going to know you even asked. Before you know it, you’ll be back to your normal self and all your problems will be solved. Soon you’ll be able to go out back to your favorite coffee shop and order a neat cappuccino. You’ll be able to go back to your favorite mall and order your favorite double cheese burger with fries to go. But you won’t be able to buy that mini or slacks or sneakers you’ve been coveting for months on end. That’s going a bit too fast.
Slow down, dudes, not so fast. Don’t forget, you’re still going to have to deal with those dreaded overdue accounts. The reason why you can not go cap in hand asking for money that you need quick and fast and, really, quite desperately, is all on your mobile. Curious thing this, you’re so desperate, but you can still carry a smart phone. Well, it’s a need to have, and good show if you have it still. Now, go online and order your very own cyber money ‘I need money now’ account’. You’ll be anonymous and guilty folks will be able to pop the money into your own secret but secure account.